Turkey

I had nightmares about these things as a kid. Screw guard dogs, get a turkey. Honestly I’d be screaming and running if one of these came up a drive way after me. Big and angry looking, turkeys give off a don’t-f*ck-with-me demeanor. All of those guys carrying snakes around their necks have it all wrong; if you want to be a tough guy, put one of these on a leash. (I wouldn’t advise trying to put one around your neck.)

Turkey

Turkey

Turkey